Showing posts with label first time. Show all posts
Showing posts with label first time. Show all posts

Monday, June 11, 2012

Spreading my legs...I mean wings.

          So I'm finally starting a blog like I've been saying I was going to do. Took me two, almost three years to actually start, but alas I've been inspired by Mr.Polt http://poltspalace.blogspot.com/?zx=101d0ae99bf49e5f . I have been writing for an up and coming magazine  http://www.shuomii.com/  but this is going to be a bit more personal while still being informative for my fellow LGBTQ  and the breeders folk out there. I like to rant and rave, talk shit, try to sound smart and do it with such eloquence that Whitman, Oprah and your grandfather would want to blow me O.o! Anyway I do love to write and think its time I start commenting on the array of precarious things that happen to me daily. Really, I just need a listening ear cause Paul, my Boob(http://wherethepwends.blogspot.com/) is too busy watching Family Guy to listen to my menial banter.
This is me and my boob before I cut my hair.

                                                           This is what your dealing with.


Some things you should know about me...maybe:

I'm 23
I'm Black
I'm gay
I'm a poet
I only date older men
I only date white guys (Those two things afford me some very interesting experiences, looks, sunder handed comments from glittered up, lonely ass jealous queens under the age of 25.)
I'm a medical bill collector. (Oh boy, those stories should be fun!)
I went to school for English but can't seem to spell.
I hate most people.
I'm not as nice as I seem or so I think so.
I'm actually quite sweet ; )
I have a very low filter (content warning!)
I love cursing, I think its one of the greatest things within the English language
I hate politics
I love sociology
I'm a bit weird...ok alota weird, so says my boss (who's gay)
I plan to use this to its full potential.
I wanna be semi famous, not famous famous, just famous enough to go to the parties.

Anyway folks, enjoy. I will start posting this week, I hope. In the mean time here are some links to stuff I have up at shuomii.com.
http://www.shuomii.com/2012/06/be-normal/http://www.shuomii.com/2012/06/divey-nuts-2/http://www.shuomii.com/2012/05/enough-black-gay-role-models/http://www.shuomii.com/2012/05/closet/http://www.shuomii.com/2012/05/young-blood/http://www.shuomii.com/2012/04/laying-down/Just a taste of whats to come.