Monday, June 11, 2012

Spreading my legs...I mean wings.

          So I'm finally starting a blog like I've been saying I was going to do. Took me two, almost three years to actually start, but alas I've been inspired by Mr.Polt http://poltspalace.blogspot.com/?zx=101d0ae99bf49e5f . I have been writing for an up and coming magazine  http://www.shuomii.com/  but this is going to be a bit more personal while still being informative for my fellow LGBTQ  and the breeders folk out there. I like to rant and rave, talk shit, try to sound smart and do it with such eloquence that Whitman, Oprah and your grandfather would want to blow me O.o! Anyway I do love to write and think its time I start commenting on the array of precarious things that happen to me daily. Really, I just need a listening ear cause Paul, my Boob(http://wherethepwends.blogspot.com/) is too busy watching Family Guy to listen to my menial banter.
This is me and my boob before I cut my hair.

                                                           This is what your dealing with.


Some things you should know about me...maybe:

I'm 23
I'm Black
I'm gay
I'm a poet
I only date older men
I only date white guys (Those two things afford me some very interesting experiences, looks, sunder handed comments from glittered up, lonely ass jealous queens under the age of 25.)
I'm a medical bill collector. (Oh boy, those stories should be fun!)
I went to school for English but can't seem to spell.
I hate most people.
I'm not as nice as I seem or so I think so.
I'm actually quite sweet ; )
I have a very low filter (content warning!)
I love cursing, I think its one of the greatest things within the English language
I hate politics
I love sociology
I'm a bit weird...ok alota weird, so says my boss (who's gay)
I plan to use this to its full potential.
I wanna be semi famous, not famous famous, just famous enough to go to the parties.

Anyway folks, enjoy. I will start posting this week, I hope. In the mean time here are some links to stuff I have up at shuomii.com.
http://www.shuomii.com/2012/06/be-normal/http://www.shuomii.com/2012/06/divey-nuts-2/http://www.shuomii.com/2012/05/enough-black-gay-role-models/http://www.shuomii.com/2012/05/closet/http://www.shuomii.com/2012/05/young-blood/http://www.shuomii.com/2012/04/laying-down/Just a taste of whats to come.

3 comments:

  1. I don't believe you hate most people, you seemed to love everyone you met this weekend.
    I think you ARE as nice as you seem.
    Hating politics is disturbing, and had I known, I would have converted you this weekend. :)
    Being weird can help you become semi-famous. :)

    Looking forward to reading more here! :)

    HUGS....

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  2. Oh, and thanks for the shout-out, sweetie! :)

    HUGS....

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  3. Ok so I hate most ppl from Long Island lol. If you lived here you might hate them to.

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